I Support

I support my friends, peeps, and stuffs.

I support emo kids as alternative fuel.

I support cannibalism for population control.

I support Sparta.

I support dead things in jars.

I support nerd love.

I support being sugar high.

I support the Earth.

I support Grindledore.

I support happy insanity.

I support heavy metal.

I support cupcakes and cookies.

I support the Muffin Angel.

I support the Muffin Devil.

I support graveyards.

I support jars of dirt.

I support the Knights of Ni.

I support loud music.

I support crack pairings.

I support bright neon colors.

I support loving your enemies until it drives them insane, thus giving you serious tactical advantage.

I support magic.

I support d20s.

I support tree hugging.

I support men who can dance.

I support drunken Irish music.

I support moshpits.

I support talking shit to the NPCs.

I support confusing flamers with obscure sci-fi quotes.

I support multiple personalities.

I support pandas.

I support proper grammar.

I support dragons, elves, ninjas, gryphons, robots, faeries, Spartans, unicorns, vampires, pirates, and werewolves.

I support questioning authority.

I support pwnage.

I support respecting history.

I support multilinguality.

I support making up words.

I support tickle torture.

I support majoring in evil.

I support hugs.

I support punching you in the face.

I support fucking profanity, bitch.

I support creativity.

I support force-feeding hamburgers to vegetarians.

I support zombies.

I support Candy Mountain.

I support mad scientists.

I support taking control.

I support rocking footloose in my best friend’s shoes.

I support the cake being a lie (but not the frosting!).

I support not bashing Bush.

I support drama.

I support the Guns for Pandas Society.

I support mishearing lyrics to something funnier.

I support Moskau.

I support coming, seeing, and conquering.

I supporteth Shakespearean English.  Doth thou?

I support Area 51.

I support myself.